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nasty santa

Unlike the Dirty Santa, you do not have anal sex first. You simply ejaculate on your partners face creating a beard of semen, resembling that of santa's.

I gave my girlfriend a nasty santa on christmas eve.

by KrystalDM June 11, 2006

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adphilianecroped

The love of dead children.

The man took a job in the mortuary for the pay but soon found himself attracted to the young children he dressed. It was because of this that he realised he was an adphilianecroped.

by KrystalDM June 11, 2006

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