Ballet

Paying someone lots of money to torture you

Bertha: do you like pina coladas?
Gary: getting caught in the rain
Ballet: if you’re not into yoga
Bob: if you have half a brain

Maia

Loves the outsiders. Says all the things everyone’s afraid to say. Maia’s usually have pretty long brown hair and greenish eyes. She is very beautiful and is not afraid to tell you that. She can come off as rude but she’s actually just joking. She loves Brooklyn 99 and has the personality of Rosa Diaz and Gina Linneti. She is a very loyal friend and will forever be by your side and will literally kill anyone who hurts you. She is very artsy and loves jewelry, painting, and is very stylish. She is very talented and has a great taste in music. Guy obsessed and will ask you to get a random guys Instagram when you’re at the beach. She is so amazing and will murder you if you steal her tic tacs. She is very swag. We love Maia. We will worship Maia. We are. MAIA.

Mop head: Maia is so beautiful
Maia: I know I am