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lieutenant dan

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia

vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS September 6, 2004

75πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


chrome dome

Person with a bald, shiny head.

manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?


Homer: No.

manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 17, 2004

64πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


hey, it's the pie fucker!

Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.

It always come back to that stupid pie. I'm haunted by it.


Dude... you stuck your dick in a pie....

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 5, 2004

47πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


a few bob

(n.) A few pounds (£)

Lend me a few bob

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 20, 2004

34πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


DB9

(n.) Aston Martin the owns all cars up to three times its' price.

Fuck your ferrari, porsche or anything else. Aston owns all.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 9, 2004

43πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 17, 2004

56πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.

170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 7, 2004

41πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž