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Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.
Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
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(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.
Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.
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How many times a male masturbates per day/week.
His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!
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(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
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(adj.) Below the line of what is acceptable behviour. Used to describe an insult that was a little extreme, but comes from physical fighting where Queensbury rules and broughton's rules dictate that no punches are to be thrown below the belt.
That was a bit below the belt
he hit me below the belt
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An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.
Well bugger me if you'll be getting an example!
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Strange hippy lady who sings weird songs that make little, if any, sense.
All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya
All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya
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