sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

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Vercingetorix

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.

Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.

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you haven't lived until you...

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.

You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.

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sup?

"What's up?", as in "how are you" or "what's on your mind?"

The pound against the dollar? The euro against the yen?

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barbed wire

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

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weapons grade

potentially lethal (isn't everything?), and could be used as an ungentlemanly weapon.

Weapons grade fart-in-a-can, now on ebay!

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opportunity cost

(n.) the benefits and problems of not choosing an option.

You have a choice between buying a car for £30,000 or a motorbike for £18,000.


If you buy the car, the opportunity cost is £12,000 and a motorbike.


If you buy the motorbike and have some money, the opportunity cost is one car.

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