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Explaining to children about sex.
girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
(n.) any idea, a clue as to the meaning of.
"I don't have a fuck idea what you just said."
A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
The power of rice crumples you!
(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.
Nothing to do with Daimler (Of DS420 and dart fame). They're owned by Jaguar.
(n.) The real name of Elitist, since he is a greek hating turk. Turks are like greeks, but richer and fatter. They also own crap cars, whereas greek own 1970's Mercedes.
Eliturk made several definitions of Greek
(n.) a fat person
(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.
Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.