date-rape

Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.

The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.

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eurocratic

(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.

See eurocrat, waste fo time and money

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weant

How retards write "we are not", which devolved into "we ain't", which further devolved in weant.

You have one new text message


Weant 2 cum 2 cinma wit u coz u is g4y.

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comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.

Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.

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swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

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litigation

To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.

Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.

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cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.

Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.

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