heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar

Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"

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take down

(v.) To bring something down with full force. Literally, to grab someone in the chest area when diving for them and to push them down to the ground with you.

"It's time for a take down on crime", said the mayor, before returning to his office to collect the bribes he had forgotten.

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Cop Shop

You got the origin wrong. The phrase has been a part of british culture since the 19th century. There are recorded uses of it since at least the 1880's

i sell policemen at the cop shop

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knockin' on heavens door

(v.) To be undergoing spiritual enlightenment before ones death.

Mama put my gun to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore...

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C'est la guerre

The antoym of C'est la vie, this implies that the chase will not be given up. Literally translated to "It's the war", although better translation provieds "This is war".

See my definition of C'est la vie

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castle plundar

(n.) Enemy stronghold. Where one's opponents are located. Heavily gaurded.


Taken from 1980's cartoon thundercats

Caves in afghanistan.

judas

Judas Iscariot was one of Jesus' twelve disciples. He betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Contrary to popular belief, the bible does not say whether or not Judas sold Jesus out because he did not fit in with Judas' plans for a military uprising against Rome. There is an alternate theory, yet to be disproven that Jesus asked Judas to point him out to the Romans. Today, a Judas is one who sells out the origianal Idea.

Breakin' the law!
Breakin' the law!

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