Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

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petit

Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.

You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.

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helluva

(adverb) Very, extremely. Usually the best. As used by Mr. T

My van is helluva fast, foo!

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open for business

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.

Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?

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Kill or cure

(v.)A medical treatment/practise that will either heal the patient or kill them.


Steams from battlewound-fever treatment. This would involve putting the subject in an icewaterbath, then wrapping them in wool. It worked very well and very quickly, but it put tremendous strain on the heart, and many people suffered heart attacks or complete cardiac arrest.

Kill or cure is the only way to save him. Otherwise, you better pray for him.

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

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no man's land

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.

No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.

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