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bob's your uncle

You will achieve the desired result.

Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 29, 2004

97πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


busby

(n.) A large bear fur hat worn by 19th century Russians, now associated with the British Amry regiments on show at London.

(n.) A vagina resembling a busby.

It wasn't just an afro, it was a fucking busby!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 14, 2004

24πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


elgoog

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.

I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites

by KuNg-fu jeSUS June 26, 2004

343πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.

The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 3, 2004

24πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


kiddie kiddie

Refering to pornography using actresses barely over the legal limit, who shave their pubic hair and have their faces digitally altered to appear as though they were much younger. Also "pornography" showing penetration of the kind of dolls little girls play with. In many western countries, this is completely legal. Infact, any country where
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.

Kiddie Kiddie videos have fairly low mark-ups, because the paedophiles think they share a bond with the typical customer. See NAMBLA

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 22, 2004

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


gratuitous sex scene

In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.

The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 17, 2004

92πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


dead man

One who is as good as dead.

You're a dead man, yo.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 25, 2004

66πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž