Poorly paid conscripts

People practically forced into a war with little money or hope of returning. The expendable n00bs of the armies.

The poorly paid conscripts were forced to rush the enemy, while the guns lined up to take shot.

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maloderant

French for odorous, foul smelling.

Les gens Français c'est maloderant.

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slap and tickle

Cockney slang for sex.

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.

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deal with it

Dominant challenge issued by those in power.

Sure, if I was living in a box, on the margins of society, or couldn't do shit for myself so needed to complain about others who can, I'd be a liberal. But since i'm not a fucktarded atheist misanthrope, I'll vote conservative.

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curry house

Where the galavanting general dares't not enter.

Bequeath this knowledge from the general;

For oh, the general departed ye olde curry house, devoid of his senses, red as a tomato, naked like a tomato, in desperate need of a shit.

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I'm too sexy

Early 90's song by right said Fred. Very funny to dance to, even if you aren't female or gay.

I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

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the op

(n.) Contraction for "The operation". Usually, said in context to something else.

On the subject of transsexuals



"He had the op and became a "woman", says I"

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