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light-up

a) To light a cigarette
b) To fire many bullets in a short period of time, not neccesarily with an automatic weapon

Light-up this fag (ciggie)

Light-up this fag (queer)

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 2, 2004

16πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 16, 2004

168πŸ‘ 421πŸ‘Ž


x marks the spot

What is said upon finding your target has been marked out. Derived from an X on pirate treasure maps. The phrase was put into common usage by the British army, who performed executions by marking a piece of paper with a black x and positioning it on the heart of someone sentenced to death.


The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.

X marks the spot, so let's go and dig up treasure.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 30, 2004

142πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Pimp-mobile

The type of poor-quality big-ass car driven by a pimp. Unless he's vietnamese of course. Vietnamese pimps ride motorcycles, it's in Full Metal Jacket if you don't believe me...

Sucky sucky ten dolla, gotta save me, buy reel big pimp-mobile! Ya, love you long time so I get caddy!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 15, 2004

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Queensberry Rules

See Marquis of Queensberry Rules

We shall fight be queensbury rules

by KuNg-fu jeSUS June 14, 2004

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 5, 2004

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 5, 2004

6πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž