head-hunted

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

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United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland

4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.

Third longest country name in the world, eh?

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comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.

Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.

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swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

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litigation

To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.

Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.

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cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.

Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.

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vote of no confidence

(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.

Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.


I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence


"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997

Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....

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