mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

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mile-high club membership

See mile high club membership

You join me in the bathroom and we'll get our mile-high club memberships.

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lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

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French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

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O/H

Overheads, fixed costs. The costs a business will incur regardless of output.

o/h £350,000 pa (per annum)

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lugh

Typo for luagh.

I is teh lugh @ j00!

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lifer

(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!

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