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male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

by KuNg-fu jeSUS June 6, 2004

91πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


rack and pinion steering

The steering method for most, if not all cars. The steering wheel stretches out, and on the end is a cogwheel. This cogwheel connects to the rear of the two struts of the front axel. When the steering is turned left, the cogwheel pushes the rack on the rear axel right. This means that the end of the left front wheel towards the back is pulled inwards, while the front part is on the opposite side of a fulcrum, and is pushed outwards. The opposite happens to the front right, so the wheels turn left at the same time.

I doubt anyone will understand my definition of rack and pinion steering, so I'll make it quick


Rack- on the front axel
Pinion-On the end of the steering wheel.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 28, 2004

17πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 29, 2004

62πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Bortsi

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 9, 2004

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 25, 2004

6πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


the local

A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.

Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 15, 2004

27πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


fiesta

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.

I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 1, 2004

21πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž