demand satisfaction

To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.

I demand satisfaction, sir.

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Corsa

A Vauxhall nova with a bigger back. POS. The opel counterpart to the Nova was called Corsa too, so there really is no difference except for the shape and engines starting at 0.1 litre bigger. Terrible car.

I wish to destroy a car, let's go smash a corsa.

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up di batty

(v.) anal sex, buggery.

"Let's ave sum up di batty" said Eliturk to the cow.

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drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

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sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.

Leonardo da vinci.

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panda face

(n.) A victim of domestic violence

Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!

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i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

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