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(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
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(n.) One who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960's car.
Get off the road grampa!
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The 1904 agreement between the UK and France that was later joined by Russia. See triple entente, Triple alliance and world war I.
Entente Cordial celebrated it's centenery this week.
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(past v.) To be removed from the active roster. This can apply to music artists, sport stars etc.
He is dropped
That band is dropped.
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(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.
⢠Does not show up
⢠Does not bring money
⢠Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
⢠Seems to know barely anything about the car
⢠Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
⢠Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
⢠Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
⢠Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
⢠Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
⢠Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
⢠Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
⢠Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
⢠Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
⢠Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
If selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.
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(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.
The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.
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