at any pace

See at any rate

at any pace, you're still an idiot

open old wounds

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.

When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.

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straight to video

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

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sadism

Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade

Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.

Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.

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yummy

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.

Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!

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leap year

(n.) A year where Febuary has 29 days. This is because the earth actually takes 365.24 days to orbit the sun completely. This figure is rounded to 365.25, so after four years, we have to add an extra day. However, since it is actually a little less than a whole day, every 100 years we will be a day ahead. There are 10 leap years in 100 years, and hence, we must miss one of these years. This was last done in 1900, and shall next be done in 2100, hence, it is unlikely many of us will live to see the next one, unless this definitions is still here (along with urbandictionary of course!) in many years' time.

1) Every year divisible by four is a leap year (1996,2000, 2004);

2) Unless it is also divisible by 100 (1700, 1800, 1900, 2100).


3) However, if a year is divisible by 4, 100 and 400, it is a leap year (1600, 2000, 2400)

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headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.

Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*

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