Concrete Donkey

First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.

EE-OOR!


Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm

Team Gumba wins!

Player one advances to the next level.

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the fuck of your young life

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.

I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.

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bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.

During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.

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Gran Bretagne

Great Britain. See Britain.

J'habite a Gran Bretagne.

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nessie

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

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sorry

Prefix to a noun that belittles the impact of it.

You and your sorry corvette got your lonesome ass cracked by a kid on a bike

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hoorjination

Sleeping with a dutch prostitute

Hoorjination for 20 Euros.

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