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Donkey's years

Several decades.

World war Two was donkey's years ago.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 2, 2004

40πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


middle-man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.

The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS June 24, 2004

68πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


hungry like the wolf

(adj.) being in the mood to perform cunnilingus.

I've just lost the taste in my mouth. I can't taste fish from apples or pasta from dogshit. I'm hungry like the wolf.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 1, 2004

22πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


yidiot

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.

Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 20, 2004

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


swept like wildfire

See wildfire


To be destroyed, overwhelmed and destroyed.

The British forces swept like wildfire over Argentina.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 2, 2004


finance lease

A finance lease is where a loaned asset is (in most cases) pimped to one party for the useful lifetime of it.

In the accounts of business, it is recorded much the same as a hire-purcase agreement. It is reocrded in the balance sheet (as at <date>) as the cost of the fixed asset (excluding interest) less the provision for dep'n. It is also recorded in the trading profit and loss account (for year ended <date>) as interest due for the year and the dep'n.

The balance sheet also record finance leasing as a liability for future payments (excluding intrest), see accruals, shared betwixt current liabilities and long-term liabilities.

We have secured a finance lease.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS April 30, 2004

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


scientology

(n.) The reason for earthly unhappiness.

The church of Scientology could actually make us a lot happier if it folded.

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 7, 2004

517πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž