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Sleeping with a dutch prostitute
Hoorjination for 20 Euros.
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(n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.
After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.
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(adj.) Pregnant female, used mainly in the early stages of pregnancy, by moron future (dead-beat) dads. The word itself dates back to Victorian Britain.
Guess what? She's preggers!
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(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.
I got your wife, have a nice life!
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a) docking for trade boats
b) A type of alcoholic beverage.
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(n.) the main problem in your life that rears its' ugly head every so often. Quite likely a poor relation that busts into your office and starts frenching a secretary to a fellow member of the board. Those poor bastards.
The wrecking ball of my life.....Well, I don't have any poor relations...
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Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.
I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.
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