rock bottom

A) the lowest of the low
B) a cross between a chokeslam, clothesline and legsweep used by the rock.

I've hit rock bottom


Rock bottom followed by the people's elbow

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cash cow

(n.) A well-selling product into which no investment is put asides meagre marketing and production costs, yet price rises rise disproportionatley to costs, and well above inflation, milking the cow for all it's worth.

Oil prices are the biggest of all cash cows.

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punch & judy

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P

beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)

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wings

a) A band with ex-beatle Paul McCartney
b) One's ability to fly aircraft or helicopters
c) arms perpendicular to the body that allow something to fly

a) wings suck
b) get your wings!
c) aeroplane without wings?!?!?!?!

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voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

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red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.

"Give to the Red Cross"

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economies of scale

When cost of production per unit decreases, as production increases. The good effects of buying in bulk, up to a point.

We benefit from economies of scale at our timber plant.

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