Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.

Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.

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abba

Swedish pop group consisting of two men and two women (who got married then divrced) who had a string of massively popular songs. Thier appeal was lessened by their terrible dress sense.

Abba's best song was "take a chance on me"

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Jagwaar

The american pronounciation of Jaguar

I driyvh a jagwaar!


I shot that jagwaar that mauled the kid!


Yoo jagwaar!

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head giver

(n.) One who freely gives blow jobs to anyone who makes the right impression. Most chicks, but not all swallow. Look for signs of blondness to identify head givers and swallowers.

antonym: feminazi, dyke, hairy-leg lesbo feminist type

I was such a head tuner, that all the head givers can and let me titty-fuck them while I stuck my collosal manhood in thier mouths.

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old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

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hate with a passion

To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.

Hitler hated the jews with a passion.

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hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

Do you like hospital food?

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