superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.

I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.

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free willy

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

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out-hole

The anus. Because it is designed as a release for fecial matter.

See in-through-the-out-hole

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Red coat

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war

Look at the red coats!

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Bucky O'Hare

One of the better kids' shows that appeared in the early ninties. Not as good as thundercats, masters of the universe or transformers. About average to teenage mutant ninja turtles, and far superior to power rangers

The toads got beat.

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yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

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the dirty

"The dirty deed"

(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.

To do the dirty



He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.


Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!

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