Scotcheroo

a peanut-buttery, crispy, chocolatety, butter-scotchity treat invented by my grandma in the 1970s for one purpose: to be consumed by her two favorite grandsons (nameless on this site, but we all know who they are) at Ocean Shores.

Ohpa: (auf Deutsch) You made a full pan of scotcheroos. Where did half of them go?
Ohma: You know.

Sarah Palin

Governor of Alaska since 2006. John McCain's running mate for 2008 election. As a governor, Sarah Palin has more executive experience than her running mate, senator Biden or Senator Obama put together. Has been an effective governor, balancing the budget and presenting the Alaska Gasoline Inducement Act to build a natural gas pipeline through Canada, reducing our dependence on foreign oil.

Liberal: Can't stand that inexperienced Sarah Palin. Can't believe she doesn't stay home to raise her down-syndrome kid! (scowl)
Other guy: You sound nervous. I thought you supported working women. And doesn't Palin have more executive experience than that gal you were hellbent on getting into office just the other day?
Liberal: You're right. We liberals are suggestible. That's why we chose Obama.

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digger run

the act of taking a dump in the wild

Those beans went right through me. I need to make a digger run.