Advertising

Another name for having your barn door open

Sorry my fly was open i was just advertising.

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Once in a while

I like obese women.

Once in a while i like obese women.

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Five five five one two one two

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.

He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

Woke up

It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.

She finally woke up

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311

Someone going to 3 eleven concert says i going to 311 concert.

You mean 3 eleven not 311.

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Psssss

To scare someone with a sound.

Repairman drilling into water wall. You say psssss like a water leak.

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Stand up

Talk to tv to tell someone to stand up.

Please stand up.