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Scholarman

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

You are drunk and you say scholarman instead.

by Kuehlstein January 3, 2018


You owe me

When girlfriend wants a little sexiepoo.

You owe me one boyfriend

by Kuehlstein December 30, 2017

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 3, 2017


Nfl

Nickname for NFL. Not for long.

I didn't last long in the nfl.

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wrong island

Some islander who has a Bob Marley tatoo.

Wrong island.

by Kuehlstein January 3, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Target

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.

That's my target story.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018


Gait

To watch a women's gait as she walks by.

Nice gait lady

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž