Gzzzzz

To poke someone in the ribs when he is at your poker table with an automatic shuffler that got jamed. When his hand is way down into the machine poke him and say gzzzzz.

I scared the heck out of a poker player with gzzzzz.

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Posture

A women walks by and i look back

I was checking your posture maam.

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Posture

A chiropractor looking at a girl as she walked by and says to gf i am a professional and was checking her posture

You have great posture.

decompression

To relax in hot tub after work.

I need to get some decompression in my spa.

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Grave

You sleep with a friends wife and she says take it to the grave.

Take to the grave

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Pan down

Talking to tv cameraman to move the lense down on a pretty lady on tv.

Pan down brother

Continental

You decide to stay at a hotel because they had this on the sign. The breakfast only had a smiggin of eggs.

That is my continental story.