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In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.
You have bad eye sight in one eye. You are worried that you won't pass your state driving test. You read the law and you only need one eye so i decided to put a prirate patch over my bad eye.
That is my pirate patch story.
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You walk into a public bathroom in the morning and you see feet under the stall.
And your buddy yells do your poopin at home to embarras the guy.
Christ asks God what else you got.
God reponded to what else you got and said subsitute space.
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A fun way to play nine ball by writing an * on the scoreboard.
* winning with ball in hand.
-* making a high quality shot you rarely make 15% of the time.
** making 9 ball with que ball not by intention.
-** making a higher quality shot you very rarely make 5% of the time.
*** making 9 ball with double kiss by que ball.
-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball.
****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not by intention.
-**** winning on a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball.
***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not by intention.
-***** winning a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
My benchpress is nicknamed meat and potato
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