Three eleven

Your friend is going to a concert and he calls it three one one.

It is three eleven silly not three one one.

unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...

There are 5 unborn farts on your xray

Dsb

It is what you develop after a long absene from sex. Dangerous sperm buildup.

I had a dangerous sperm buildup aka dsb.

DSB

Large quanity of semen after lack of booty. Dangerous sperm buildup

I had a big discharge of dsb.

do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#

Do your shitin at home.

Tuna and bread

To stay focused on a subject.

Focus man tuna and bread.

vessel maintenance

Nickname for working out at a gym.

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week