Assimilation

To get converted to a different band while high.

Darn it, i got assimilation to regga.

I'll take that

A time in your life you start drinking a lot more beer. And you think to yourself it will probably cause liver issues and think ahhhh i'll take that

I'll take that.

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Token

I need a new friend and i said token.

My new friend is token.

Nomm nomm disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.

Caucasian stair

It is what little asian babies do when they see a white caucasian man who lives in Asia. They stair for a few additional seconds.

A 6 month old just did a caucasian stair.

writing a god damn check

Going to a movie and the line is being held up by a lady writing a check.

My friend yells writing a god damn check.

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Malagtite

New name for sneezing.

Malagtite, you sneezed.