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Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants
I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.
Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
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