Skink

A skink is a skank with lots of tattoos

Guy # 1 - Did you that chick with all the tattoos??
Guy # 2 - Yeah heard I heard she's always on Tinder....she's a real skink.

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Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

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