Cool beans

The technical term you use when beans are cool.

Bernard: Hey Tim you got cool beans?
Tim: yeah man they are in the fridge.

Bernard: I just microwaved mine. They are warm.

Tim: ok, let me microwave mine so we can eat.

Bernard: good idea.

Tim: dood my beans are still cool I need to put them in longer.

Bernard: that sucks.

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Shnaz

Shnaz is a censor word for curseing or swearing that emmits almost the same humor as a curse word, because shnaz is not a word you hear every day.

Jeremy was driving home from a stressful day at work. He had to pick up his eight year old son from baseball practice. Jeremy, who always tries to be a good role model for his son, was already stressed from work. Then BANG!! He has hit a deer on the road. He yelled out SHNAZ! His son laughed, and Jeremy thought "dammm im a good parent"

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September 11

The eleventh day of the ninth month. Also it typically the eleventh day of the first acedemic month.

Tim: hey berry what day is it?
Berry : why, its September 11.

Tim: I hate the eleventh day of school. I rember 12 days ago when I had nothing to do with my life.

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