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Eunuchtard

Dancer's garment so tight it restricts blood flow to the genitals

Rick is unable to sire children after his performance in the eunuchtard.

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2022


Ultinym

A nickname or abbreviation shortened from the latter half of a name or word. Like "Topher" for Christopher, "Za" for Pizza and "Bert" for Robert

I just call him "Xander" Haig which is an ultinym for Alexander since we're such close pals.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 22, 2020


Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 14, 2022


Sunday Sillies

Uproarious laughter at otherwise unfunny situations or humor resulting from being hungover.

Well, the phrase "butt clump" was funny at brunch but I think we all had a case of the Sunday sillies.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 7, 2017


Gynormous

An oversized or larger than normal vagina.

Childbirth left my mother gynormous.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 10, 2021


Corona Baby

Child conceived during the self-quarantine of 2020

Tuck was born just before Christmas of 2020 so he's probably a Corona baby.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 14, 2020


Sheryl-Crowsis

Cancer from drinking out of plastic water bottles you left in your car.

She drank from too many old water bottles she left under her seat and now she has Sheryl-Crowsis.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 11, 2017