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Boy Cunt Crew is the name given to a group of badly behaved CB Radio operators who will go to any depths to cause disruption and mayhem on the local CB radio repeaters. They can often be found congregating together near water where they share freezer burnt sausages and out of date condiments whilst they plot their next round of bad behaviour. Their spiritual leader is Uncle Cunty.
Don't worry, its just the Boy Cunt Crew.
The Boy Cunt Crew are up to their tricks again.
The tinyone is the biggest thing that the Boy Cunt Crew has ever encountered. Unsure of what they are dealing with, the members of the Boy Cunt Crew will taunt a tinyone until, in a similar fashion to the final attack of a leopard hunting its prey, they are left shredded and bleeding, as the tinyone makes off with the weakest of the pack, to feast on, as an Uncle Cunty feasts on a hamburger.
For Fuck Sake!!! Did you see the size of that tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone
A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.
I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit.
It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!
Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.
Good morning Sockboy.
Wow, they are some very nice pink nylon socks you have on there Socky.
A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.
You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.
A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.
Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!
An EmuBob is game played in honour of a Jaytard. The participants pair off and tie one of their legs to each other to simulate a 3 legged creature. They then parade around, making bobbing motions, similar to an emu or ostrich bobbing to pick up food. The aim of the game is to collect as many bumpers as possible in the allotted time. The winner gets to present all of the collected bumpers to the Jaytard as a mark of respect.
Will the EmuBob be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.