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Fucks are a delicacy revered by the Boy Cunt Crew. They are supplied by an eddorker who collects them from roadside rubbish bins. The Boy Cunt Crew generously hand them out to anyone in their path. They prefer to be the secret benefactor of fucks, denying that they give them out to anyone.
I don't have any fucks to give.
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Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.
Good morning Sockboy.
Wow, they are some very nice pink nylon socks you have on there Socky.
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A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.
Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!
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An EmuBob is game played in honour of a Jaytard. The participants pair off and tie one of their legs to each other to simulate a 3 legged creature. They then parade around, making bobbing motions, similar to an emu or ostrich bobbing to pick up food. The aim of the game is to collect as many bumpers as possible in the allotted time. The winner gets to present all of the collected bumpers to the Jaytard as a mark of respect.
Will the EmuBob be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.
An affliction that has spread amongst the Boy Cunt Crew. It is transmitted by sneezing on a stack of freezer burnt sausages and passing them out at barbecues. Symptoms include severe anti social behaviour, a deep concern with the affairs of other people, and a deep desire to spread the disease by inviting people to eat the sausages at a barbecue.
Listen to that. You can just hear that he has raids.
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A Queentard is the result of the natural progression through life of an Uncle Cunty. Rejected by it's family and friends, the Uncle Cunty will start a new clan consisting of individuals with a much lower IQ than the Uncle Cunty. The result is a clan of less than intelligent people with their new leader, the Queentard.
Hey Uncle Cunty, congratulations on being appointed the Queentard.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.
Stabby is a term used to describe individuals who have a strong desire to skulk around in the darkness of night and stab objects with sharp instruments. Often these objects are round and black as they remind the Stabby of their particularly bad experiences when they were small children. Often a Stabby will try and fool you into thinking they are quite intelligent, but close examination will reveal that they are nothing more that a bully looking for a school aged child to tease.
Sorry I am late, my car had an incident with a stabby.
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