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Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, itâs fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... heâs over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
A dumbo mask is when you approach your girl from behind and spread your saggy, worn out ball sack over her eyes, leaving your flacid hog hanging in front of her nose. She then looks like everyoneâs favorite pachyderm... Dumbo!
Newman was out by the campfire giving billy a dumbo mask. What a dick!
The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sexâs bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devilâs teeter totter.
Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richardâs 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the menâs room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.
As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasnât left his house in 3 days. I bet heâs in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.