creme de la creme

(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.

this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.

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are they still alive?

Said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime.

The Monkees? Are they still alive?

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French Rag

The tricolouré, flag of France. This is the name given to it by those with an objection to French peoples. See racist or french victories.

"Tear down that French flag and put some proper colours up"


--Sharpe

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9T9

1999 phoenetically. Used by graffiti artists who think they're clever.

I woz ere 9T9 4eva!!!!111

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brass ones

Brass balls, one would assume.

Eidolon's Nepenthe: Brass ones!

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glitterati

(n.) Social elites. Famed, fashionable, adorable and learnéd. The beautiful people.

Glitterati consists fashion laber owners, celebrity socialites, actors and actresses and otheruseless leaches to society

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doomsday book

After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.

The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.

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