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dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.

I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 6, 2004

12πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


thought up by some jew

The excuse that a nazi will give for anything that does not allow them to be nazi-like.

"It's politically correct to care about you...


...sounds like a plot thought up by some jew"


-From "Indians are red nigger skunks" by Neo-nazi band vaginal jesus.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

13πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


ottoman empire

A coastal empire governed by Turkey. Unlike the european empires, it mainly captured weak regions, and was no-where near as rich as those empires.


I comprised of parts of South-east Europe, the beggining of South-west asia, most of the middle east and coastal North Africa. Begun in the 14th century, it was mainly the poorer, southernmost states of what was then the most powerful empire to exist; the Roman Empire.

It captured the Baltic capital of rome, constantinople (named after the first christian emporer, Constantine) in 1453. It was renamed Istanbul later that year.

After the 1492 expulsion of the moors from Spain and the 1681 defeat at the battle of Vienna, the empire began to crumble, and some of its' states were separated after the Crimean war. The petty squables of these states would later cause World War I.

The Ottoman empire was destroyed by World war I, the Crimean war, and the corruption of its' rulers.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

103πŸ‘ 271πŸ‘Ž


avco

Stock control method. Whereas issues using fifo (first in, first out) and lifo (last in first out) base stock issue prices at the first/last issue, avco (weighted AVerage COst) takes the mean cost of stock and issues at that price.

We account for stock issues using avco.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Masen Kim

Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.

Kim is right. Strap this to your face: I should ream your arse.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Pen pusher

(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency

Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 6, 2004

120πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


opel

German car brand acquired by General motors in 1926 and merged with Bentley's rival Vauxhall to form POS lower class cars for the poor. Rusty as hell. German efficiency turned into american mass-produced crap. Sold in Europe, except re-badged as Vauxhall in the UK.

Yes, opel have made some good cars, examples:

Opel Manta A
Opel Manta B
Opel Manta GTE
Opel Lotus Omega (world's fastest saloon 1990-1998, better known as Vauxhall Lotus Carlton)

That's...
about....
it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

40πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž