lifer

(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!

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white-man-killer.com

Far from being a black-power site, this is a harmless site showcasing a bunch of eccentric female singers and groups, notably tatu, kate bush and tori amos. I'm not sure what the title has to do with the content, but it looks pretty dumb.

Be sure to note that should the title be changed to mention a minority race, even if the content were the same, white-man-killer.com would be shut down.

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Hyacinth Buckét

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".

The old lady was a bit of a Hyacinth Buckét.

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eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

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penguins taste like babies

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.

I eat women's clothes.

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community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

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fully loaded

In reference to a large expenditure, such as a car or house, one that is certainly not covered by materiality, this refers to "top of the range".

Por examplé: A car with alloy wheels, computers, television screens, leather seats, nitrous oxide, maybe some groupies etc.

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