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Meaning "Where is really counts", because during battle is the time where one's actions are best measured.
On the battlefield, your wife and kids don't mean shit.
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Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.
Don't push that button! PLEASE!
You are in the past tense, bub.
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The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely
(adj.) Happy, jolly.
later,
(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.
(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns
b)
A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"
B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."
c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"
"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"
"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"
"That dog is gay"
"Look at that gay sodomite over there"
etcetera...
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To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.
In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.
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The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.
*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?
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Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
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