crook

What I am not

"I am not a crook"

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.exe

The ending of the email attatchment I shall send you.

You gonna get sub7'D

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holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

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gratuitous violence

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.

Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

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fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.

Stop fooling around

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they

The universal source of evil, a scapegoat.

They want me to go to war, they want my taxes, they want my car, they want me to stop using my car and buy some japanese 1000 mpg ugly pos.

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assdarts

(v.) to have anal sex. See buggery

Elitist and the foreign goat.

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