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(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.
8473 acts of buggery occured in supersol in 2002.
(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.
(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.
March is a stupid month. August is better.
(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.
He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run
The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.
Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.
In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.
consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.
When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.
Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!
Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!
GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!