belly snot

(v.) To lean over when sneezing heavily and sneezing all over your or someone else's stomach.

Eww, the small girl over there got belly snotted by your brother.

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assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

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Emboss

(v.) To make a lasting, and showing inpression on someone. Derived from a method of labelling packaging.

Hitler embossed many people in deprived Germany.

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baliff

See bailiff

I speel no godo!

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borders accent

Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.

Wyi mon! Mushi pess o' haggis?

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nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

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