with my balls intact

To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.

My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.

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God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

God bless this mess.

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sedan

25th anniversary?

dogcrap- I have gone back in time to 1895!

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cunt fun

Sex with a woman. Hetrosexual or lesbian.

I have cunt fun with your cousin on a regular basis.

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you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

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Richard & Judy

(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.


Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.


If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.

In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:


A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......

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BC

"Before Christ"


All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).


However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.

Jesus would now be 2008 years old according to the bc-ad dating system

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