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lassie

A dog that shouldn't have ever come home.

I liek teh lassie!!!!!11

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004


sitting

(adj.) To be stationary, not moving.


(n.) the event of sitting down to perform a task

a) That car has been sitting for a year, it won't work.


a) That food has been sitting for a while, it'll be dry.

b) He ate all that food in one sitting.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004


You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004


levi

Levi strauss & co.


Denim wear manufacturer.

I don't like levi's much. I like Hugo Boss Jeans.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004


double-agent

An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.

The Kremlin had greater success with double-agents than the white house.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004


Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.

Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004


weapons grade

potentially lethal (isn't everything?), and could be used as an ungentlemanly weapon.

Weapons grade fart-in-a-can, now on ebay!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004