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daygo

Misspelling or mispronounciation fo dago

Stupid daygos.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 5, 2004

52πŸ‘ 320πŸ‘Ž


throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 17, 2004

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


de-militarised zone

British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.

See De-militarized zone

by Kung-Fu jesus May 20, 2004

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


strap this to your face

Rudely "Comtemplate this"

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Profanese
3 votes

(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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2 votes

The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
no motherfucking votes

Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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by Kung-Fu jesus April 17, 2004

6πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


U-571

A bullshit movie of dubious truth. Shows American navymen doing the things that the british did in WWII. The similar events performed by american navymen were towards the end of the war, and immaterial in comparison. But then again, showing americans doing what the british and french did is stereotypical of an american war movie.


Anyone notice how american troops dominate every battle in war movies made in the US? At the rate at which that happens, any war would be over in about two weeks.

They don't make 'em like they used to.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 28, 2004

76πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu jesus May 5, 2004

91πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


stupic

(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".

You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!

by Kung-Fu jesus May 8, 2004

6πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž