coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

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gayvette

What the corvette should be called, since it is gay.

My gayvette just fell apart.

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sad but true

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.

Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.

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thumbs down

a) a hand signal, interpreted to be negative, which consists of a fist, sideways, with the thumb pointing to the ground.

b) below Satisfactory or unacceptable.

c) An indication to kill


antonym: thumbs up

My fellow motorist gave my driving the thumbs down, before speeding off with his arm and middle finger extended.

I'm sorry, but this definition is crude, immature and a failed attempt at humour. I've just have to give it a thumbs down


The roman gladiatorial type looked about the colloseum to see row after row of thumbs down, so he cast his net over the opponent and speared him through.

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up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

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love you and leave you

To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.

Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.

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brought

When challenged to bring it or bring your shit, go to the challenging party and proclaim loudly "brought". Should the party not be wanting to engage in the activity at which they wish to challenge you, then they suffer humiliation from thier peers.

oh you better bring it!


it's already been brought.

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