One dimensional character

(n.) A boring person

(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.

Elitist and butt licka are one dimensional characters, they deserve eachother

26👍 60👎

recognised

"Accepted", "we agree"

Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!

205👍 57👎

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

419👍 147👎

gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



!

4👍 38👎

Puritain

(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot

The puritains sucked, and still do.

11👍 10👎

man-o-war

a) Potugese warship

b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long

c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.

d) Metal Band

c) the man-o-war sized forces attacked Iraq

9👍 11👎

family affair

(n.) when redneck families try to figure out which one impregnated thier seven year old daughter. There is a good chance it was a brother, but uncle dad has a 5% chance.

It's a family affair.

61👍 111👎