soapbox

(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.

The soapbox derby is lame.

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forehead piercing

A forehead piercing occurs when someone is punched in the forehead by another with jewellry on their hands (See ring). The ring shall split thier skin open, similar to piercing an ear or such.

After she pushed her boyfriend to the ground, she gave him a forehead piercing with her rings. When he got up he couldn't believe that a girl had beaten him in a fight.


The next week he sent a legal document to her for assault.

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Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

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tupence

Two penny coin.

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.

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mooning

The act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance.

starer---> one who studies stars

venuser----> one who studies venus


mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"

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sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

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Vercingetorix

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.

Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.

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