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So bad it's good, but gone back to bad again

(adj.) To be so bad it seemed good for a few minutes, but is repetitive.

The spice girls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004


get out more

What I shall do, starting monday.

I have written over 1300 definitions under a variety of names. I think I should get out more!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004


dun dun dun

Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.

luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004


I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004


stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004


Kompressor

(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz

Those tiny SLK's suck

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004


holy

(n.) sentence amplifier.
(n.) of religious relevance. Coined by christianity.

HOLY DOG SHIT!

In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy ghost*, amen.

Interchangeable with spirit

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004